Tambissboss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet hamster.

Tambissboss created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tambissboss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tambissboss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tambissboss' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tambissboss' Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never prepare oranges during summer.

5. Run away if five monkeys approach from the south.