Mipcussvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, annoying otter.

Mipcussvil created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Mipcussvil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mipcussvil, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Mipcussvil's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Mipcussvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipcussvil.