Gumwipyatpon Zodcubfly Sinrawvig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring ant.

Gumwipyatpon Zodcubfly Sinrawvig created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumwipyatpon Zodcubfly Sinrawvig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gumwipyatpon Zodcubfly Sinrawvig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gumwipyatpon Zodcubfly Sinrawvig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gumwipyatpon Zodcubfly Sinrawvig's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never sing near rats.

3. Do not fashion tools from iron.

4. Do not wear coats marked with blue.

5. Do not cook food in pots.