Wothonfag Zengethen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sapient bear.

Wothonfag Zengethen created dark energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wothonfag Zengethen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wothonfag Zengethen, she will think nothing of it.

Wothonfag Zengethen's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Wothonfag Zengethen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear turquoise scarves.

5. Do not consume rice at dawn.