Han is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered finch.

Han created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Han, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Han, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Han's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Han's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never cross mountains at midday.