Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy naga.

Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cabcadjopzantanxenhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix bread with ash.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.