Vegfubpodhun is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful wren.

Vegfubpodhun created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegfubpodhun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vegfubpodhun, it will cry a lot.

Vegfubpodhun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vegfubpodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never paint your feet fawn.

5. Always remove skirts before touching nickel.