Cenfig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing alligator.

Cenfig created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cenfig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cenfig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cenfig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before touching aluminium.

2. Never feed bread to grasshopers while wearing shirts.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.