Megappak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful butterfly.

Megappak created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megappak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megappak, he will turn you into a rat.

Megappak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Megappak's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megappak.

5. Never mix beans with water.