Benmitpit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy armadillo.

Benmitpit created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benmitpit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Benmitpit, he will think nothing of it.

Benmitpit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Benmitpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Benmitpit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing boots.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.