Cetdavgov is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, irritating capybara.

Cetdavgov created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdavgov, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cetdavgov, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cetdavgov's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Cetdavgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dusk.

2. Never gather five pigs near towers.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.