Feblenrutvan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing wyrm.

Feblenrutvan created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Feblenrutvan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Feblenrutvan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Feblenrutvan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Feblenrutvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never feed tomatoes to squirrels while wearing black kilts.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Put Feblenrutvan first in all things.