Cinsinbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, sapient armadillo.

Cinsinbad created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinsinbad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cinsinbad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cinsinbad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cinsinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.