Dossnurzaglik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident butterfly.

Dossnurzaglik created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossnurzaglik, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dossnurzaglik, she will boil you in a big pot.

Dossnurzaglik's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dossnurzaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not commit murder.