Quillyokdam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish dryad.

Quillyokdam created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quillyokdam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quillyokdam, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quillyokdam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Quillyokdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

5. Never talk about cell theory.