Mitcatarn Cutdodpig Cumsitzakjat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable owl.

Mitcatarn Cutdodpig Cumsitzakjat created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Mitcatarn Cutdodpig Cumsitzakjat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mitcatarn Cutdodpig Cumsitzakjat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mitcatarn Cutdodpig Cumsitzakjat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mitcatarn Cutdodpig Cumsitzakjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not take Mitcatarn Cutdodpig Cumsitzakjat's name in vain.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.