Fobominjen is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tiresome snake.

Fobominjen created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobominjen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fobominjen, she will destroy your home planet.

Fobominjen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fobominjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never sit in the presence of frogs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.