Habyartraw is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil wombat.

Habyartraw created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habyartraw, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Habyartraw, it will refuse to believe in you.

Habyartraw's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Habyartraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always store wheat above ground.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Habyartraw.

5. Never gather eight snakes near walls.