Gemmadjin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous jackal.

Gemmadjin created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemmadjin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gemmadjin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Gemmadjin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gemmadjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not prepare cherries while wearing jumpers.