Tagnigquagzancep is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, amazing centaur.

Tagnigquagzancep created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagnigquagzancep, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tagnigquagzancep, she will turn you into a snail.

Tagnigquagzancep's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tagnigquagzancep's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

3. Do not prepare onions while filled with pride.

4. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

5. Put Tagnigquagzancep first in all things.