Mincetsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody naga.

Mincetsaw created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mincetsaw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mincetsaw, it will turn you into a snail.

Mincetsaw's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mincetsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near shrews while wearing cyan shorts.

2. Do not wear scarves marked with gray.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching titanium.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.