Basstabhot is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, thoughtless capybara.

Basstabhot created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basstabhot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Basstabhot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Basstabhot's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Basstabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Basstabhot.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.