Gensafortsadjapgovyartkan Banlop is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, able cat.

Gensafortsadjapgovyartkan Banlop created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Gensafortsadjapgovyartkan Banlop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gensafortsadjapgovyartkan Banlop, she will not care at all.

Gensafortsadjapgovyartkan Banlop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gensafortsadjapgovyartkan Banlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never paint your face mauve.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not resist order.