Fidtofafbus is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic squirrel.

Fidtofafbus created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidtofafbus, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fidtofafbus, it will strike you with lightening.

Fidtofafbus' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fidtofafbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fidtofafbus on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never proclaim while facing north.