Hannibnel is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing dingo.

Hannibnel created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hannibnel, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hannibnel, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hannibnel's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hannibnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hannibnel.

5. Always cleanse water with water.