Budsaszen is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing giraffe.

Budsaszen created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Budsaszen, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budsaszen, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Budsaszen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Budsaszen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Budsaszen on top of important buildings.

2. Always remove skirts before touching iron.

3. Never gather seven manatees in one place.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Budsaszen.