Cabfatbonsandxucrillhin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident frog.

Cabfatbonsandxucrillhin created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Cabfatbonsandxucrillhin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cabfatbonsandxucrillhin, she will strike you with lightening.

Cabfatbonsandxucrillhin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cabfatbonsandxucrillhin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not stand on grass.