Sandkabnigbodrutlargzagjap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, uncaring dugong.

Sandkabnigbodrutlargzagjap created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandkabnigbodrutlargzagjap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandkabnigbodrutlargzagjap, she will come to you in dreams.

Sandkabnigbodrutlargzagjap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sandkabnigbodrutlargzagjap's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always wash your back before prayer.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never look in ponds.