Farndobjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able fox.

Farndobjarn created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farndobjarn, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farndobjarn, she will try to impress you with trees.

Farndobjarn's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Farndobjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never cross forests at dusk.