Gemwikruttkip is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful mouse.

Gemwikruttkip created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemwikruttkip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gemwikruttkip, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gemwikruttkip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gemwikruttkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never run in the presence of elders.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.