Fitbagsig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring sheep.

Fitbagsig created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitbagsig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitbagsig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fitbagsig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fitbagsig's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Hide if eight tortoises approach from the south.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near geese while wearing indigo boots and balancing three carbon spheres on your back.