Lindudlab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate naga.

Lindudlab created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lindudlab, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lindudlab, she will turn you into a dog.

Lindudlab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lindudlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four geese in one place.

2. Never travel toward the west during spring.

3. Never stain your chest with brown.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.