Yartmilhigcub Kiksanfliggeb Yartbepgatloop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise jellyfish.

Yartmilhigcub Kiksanfliggeb Yartbepgatloop created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartmilhigcub Kiksanfliggeb Yartbepgatloop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yartmilhigcub Kiksanfliggeb Yartbepgatloop, she will strike you with lightening.

Yartmilhigcub Kiksanfliggeb Yartbepgatloop's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yartmilhigcub Kiksanfliggeb Yartbepgatloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after horses.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sit in the presence of badgers.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never look in ponds.