Limpaksat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Limpaksat created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Limpaksat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limpaksat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Limpaksat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Limpaksat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not gather at towers at midday.

5. Do not cook food in pots.