Dabxin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fussy swallow.

Dabxin created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Dabxin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dabxin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dabxin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dabxin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green voles, for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never point your head toward the west during prayer.

4. Never wear gray boots on sacred days.

5. Always take life seriously.