Gepxentarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent mongoose.

Gepxentarg created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepxentarg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gepxentarg, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gepxentarg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gepxentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all dreams.

2. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

3. Never travel toward the south during spring.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about sheep.