Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered donkey.

Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib created the solar system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib, she will turn you into a hamster.

Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stermanortbugrillgedcumlib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

3. Do not keep five nematodes in a large pit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.