Quartpigfad Quimfongenhot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody crow.

Quartpigfad Quimfongenhot created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartpigfad Quimfongenhot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quartpigfad Quimfongenhot, it will turn you into a tree.

Quartpigfad Quimfongenhot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Quartpigfad Quimfongenhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

2. Never gather six grasshopers in one place.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.