Farnulgupmip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic owl.

Farnulgupmip created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnulgupmip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farnulgupmip, it will refuse to believe in you.

Farnulgupmip's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Farnulgupmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow nematodes to witness sacred rites.

2. Never handle iron while unclean.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.