Quartrangov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain warg.

Quartrangov created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartrangov, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quartrangov, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quartrangov's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Quartrangov's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not prepare peas while wearing shirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help sick frogs.