Gempang Gubvad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable hare.

Gempang Gubvad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gempang Gubvad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gempang Gubvad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gempang Gubvad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Gempang Gubvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.