Cuthunvon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful armadillo.

Cuthunvon created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthunvon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cuthunvon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cuthunvon's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cuthunvon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.