Listrapvilnart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic duck.

Listrapvilnart created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Listrapvilnart, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Listrapvilnart, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Listrapvilnart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Listrapvilnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

4. Always act with humility when addressing children.

5. You must pray to Listrapvilnart eight times a day.