Batbonklad Tipban is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, quiet coyote.

Batbonklad Tipban created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Batbonklad Tipban, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Batbonklad Tipban, she will remove you from existence.

Batbonklad Tipban's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Batbonklad Tipban's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.