Arpliplun is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous hummingbird.

Arpliplun created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpliplun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arpliplun, she will try to impress you with trees.

Arpliplun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Arpliplun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.