Busdagbogyat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing shark.

Busdagbogyat created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busdagbogyat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busdagbogyat, it will come to you in dreams.

Busdagbogyat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Busdagbogyat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never gather nine whales in one place.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Always act with humility when addressing children.