Fommidrot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing centipede.

Fommidrot created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fommidrot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fommidrot, she will not invite you to parties.

Fommidrot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fommidrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your hands with green markings.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing yellow coats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your neck.

4. Fommidrot loves birds, so they must be respected.

5. Always help shrews in need.