Arpcepdod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fussy pigeon.

Arpcepdod created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpcepdod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arpcepdod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Arpcepdod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Arpcepdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Never sing in winter.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.