Stipnartnad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthinking camel.

Stipnartnad created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnartnad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stipnartnad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Stipnartnad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Stipnartnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips on days of mourning.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always act with humility when addressing children.