Stipnartnad is a god.
He takes the form of a small, unthinking
camel.
Stipnartnad created time and space nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stipnartnad, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Stipnartnad, he will try to impress you with trees.
Stipnartnad's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Stipnartnad's Holy Commandments1. Never eat turnips on days of mourning.
2. Never wear shoes.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Always act with humility when addressing children.