Cit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, vain jellyfish.

Cit created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.