Fenlabart is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, capable squid.

Fenlabart created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenlabart, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fenlabart, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fenlabart's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fenlabart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

3. Always share coconuts with strangers, but never with ants.

4. Never talk about spacetime near geese while wearing fawn shorts and balancing seven lead spheres on your back.

5. Never jump in spring.