Rowlenton is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous salamander.

Rowlenton created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Rowlenton, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rowlenton, she will turn you into a duck.

Rowlenton's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rowlenton's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rowlenton first in all things.

2. Never gather eight doves in one place.

3. Never eat peanuts on fasting days.

4. Never point your neck toward the north during prayer.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.