Mipdimgad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful porpoise.

Mipdimgad created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipdimgad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipdimgad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mipdimgad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mipdimgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix aubergines with water.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing trousers.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Do not prepare rice while filled with joy.